The TRUTH about the 12 Days of Christmas

by Bill "Wibbly" Bricker

It's actually a prophecy of the coming of Todd Rundgren:

1 Partridge in a Pear Tree = Working with Andy Patridge of XTC, as well as "Keith Partridge"'s brother, Shawn Cassidy
2 Turtle Doves = Runt and Ballad
3 French Hens = AWATS, TODD, INITIATION arch
4 Calling Birds = TR, Kaz, Roger & Willie
5 Golden Rings = 5 hits (Hello, Woman, I Saw, Can We..., Bang)
6 Geese A-laying = Golden goose. Duh.
7 Swans A-swimming = the seven rays
8 Maids A-milking = 8 letters in the name RUNDGREN
9 Ladies Dancing = Songs on NH vinyl release
10 Lords A-leaping = 10 solo albums before the "fall" (Runt through Healing)
11 Pipers Piping = the eleven Utopia members besides Todd (David Mason, Hunt, Tony, M Frog, Kevin, Moogy, Ralph, John, Kevin, Kaz, Willie)
12 Drummers Drumming = Bang the Drum