Mar-a-Lago Brillo

He had that Mar-a-Lago brillo And rolled it all around his head I mean that pumpkin cappuccino The wind left hanging by a thread He ruled the trolls of West Virginia And every cook in Idaho And any dick with the opinion That the brownies have to go He said he was a stable genius The smartest jackass in the barn And if small hands mean a small penis He made sure that is not a yarn He had a dick for a veep And the power to tweet And he selected a dwarf To be lawyer-in-chief He had Velveeta skin A shit-eating grin I said he wasn't quite right And just where to begin? Where do I begin? And so he bumbled through the campaign Like some Russian-backed poltroon He drove the frightened whities insane And they just loved the fat buffoon And so they pushed the bounds of evil And then they shouted down the vets And like some hate-turd rolling weevil He bundled up their ignorance He shed the very definition Of what rancid used to mean Now Putin gets into position To fuck up our 2018 He had a snake for a veep And the power to tweet And he selected a dwarf To be lawyer-in-chief He had Velveeta skin A shit-eating grin I said he wasn't quite right And just where to begin? Where do I begin? Where do you begin with an evil, lying, racist, misogynist, narcissistic, sociopathic, cowardly, incompetent, traitorous, disloyal, fat, balding, short-fingered, sack of moron?