TV is King

  All right! Yeah!
  I wish I was a man with a mechanical heart
  I'd conquer all my enemies alone
  I'd tear the guys apart
  Then scatter the pieces
  I wish I was the man in the sound proof booth
  I wish I had a chance to stump the band
  Or maybe tell the truth
  And maybe I could win a color television

  I really love my television
  I love to sit by television
  Can't live without my television
  TV is king
  You're my everything

  I wish I had the girl with the bouncy hair
  We'd ride off in a brand new car
  	or fly a plane somewhere
  Like probably Jamaica
  I'll brush my teeth, shampoo my hair,
  	and shave my face
  Apply the necessary aerosol
  	in the appropriate place
  And we'll spend the night together
  	watching television

  I can't turn off my television
  Don't really know why television
  I understand my television
  You've got your works in a drawer
  And your color's on track
  You have to brave the way
  But you always come back
  You make a hundred changes
  But you're always the same
  You make me so excited
  And you make me so lame
  You're just a cute ball of gas
  And a box full of tin
  But you show me your junk
  And I want to jump in
  Oh if only your chassis
  	was covered with skin
  'Cause TV you're my everything